Too Many Words Tuesday (The Legalese Edition)

These are the “terms and conditions” of the free internet service provided at a hotel. As a lawyer, I usually do read the fine print, but this was too much even for me. There probably were some important points, like “use the internet at your own risk,” and “we reserve the right to monitor whatever you do but take no responsibility whatsoever,” but there can’t be that much more to say!

I did “agree” to the conditions, so I’ll let you know if they come around for my first born child or claim any rights to my inheritance.

Have you read any amusing fine print lately? (Is that an oxymoron?)